FAQ

Where are you based?

Riverside County, California. It’s hot out here.

I’m a pretty lady in Southern California and that looks FUN! Who do I contact?

Hit us up from the contact form and we will get back to you and sort it out. Currently we are shooting just once a month, but soon enough that should change.
How do you make the pies?

Short crust pastry and filled with Kool Whip. We are looking at other recipes for maximum SPLAT! It’s a science.
Do you do customs?
Not as a general rule, but you can always contact us and see if you have something interesting that we can do.
I’m a geek. What equipment are you using?

Yes, yes you are. All work is done on Apple computers. We use Sony consumer camera’s and whatever lighting is on hand. We find you can get excellent results from a consumer camera with thoughtful use of lighting.
You make videos of hot girls being pied?
Yes. Specifically, hot california girls being pied.

 

Isn’t that… sexist???

I suspect it’s only really guys and their credit cards being taken advantage of. You don’t seem too fussed about that?
Even though it’s great fun and quite a statement, we do compensate the girls for their time. I’ll bet it’s a lot more than your hourly rate.
What else do you do?

Video and audio editing are our main guns for hire. Also we play a lot of XBox. Drop us a line if you want your ass kicked at Modern Warfare or Pro Evolution Soccer, or want to team up for some Left For Dead.
I want to talk to one of the girls, can you give me a number or email address?

No. I’m sure you a nice, rational and level headed person… but the internet is a big place with some lunatics dotted around. Please don’t even ask, we will be very rude.
I want to come watch a video shoot, can I?

Nope. See above.
WTF???

I know.
Have you got any jobs?

I’m afraid not… and believe me, we have quite a list already of people if one ever comes up.
What’s the square root of square root of 500023?

You are just being silly now… and it’s 707.123044.